Adventures in Euroland: The Ballad of Tiffani Visits the Red Light District

Bravely bold Tiffani
Walked forth from the Mercure.
She was not afraid to see,
Oh Brave Tiffani,
She was not afraid
To be Schooled in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Tiffani

She was not in the least bit scared
to be exposed to porn
or to have her eyes bludge out,
and her honor broken.
to have her money split,
and her retina burned away
to have her innocence hacked and mangled
Brave Tiffani

To see sex shops in
and see boobs fall out
to see clothes removed
and see butts unplugged
to see submissives raped
and to see guys jacked off
to see dildo-

"That's enough for now! There's red lights ahead..."

*After bolting from the street*

Brave Tiffani ran away
"No!"
Bravely ran away, away!
"I didn't!"
When naked reared its ugly head,
She bravely turned her tail and fled.
"No!"
Yes Brave Tiffani turned about,
"I didn't!"
And gallantly she chickened out.
Bravely taking to her feet
"I never did that!"
She beat a very brave retreat.
"All lies!"
Bravest of the Braaaaave!
"I never!"


*Obviously this is a spoof from Monty Python's song about Brave Sir Robin. So just read it to the tune of that.
Here are the original lyrics
Here you can view the video of the original from Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail.


Also, the sad part is, in my last blog, I wrote about promptly running away... it's pretty much true. I got about three or four steps out onto the street and turned and literally bolted back into the alley where I stood there giggling for a good three or four minutes. Heh.